Nothing beats realizing your forgot to put on deodorant. Twenty minutes after leaving the house.
Category: Too Dumb for Facebook
Me: I’ve relied too much on online shopping to bolster my mood. Time for no-spend
Me, when I first started my job during team meetings: *polite banter* Me now: Listen,
Me, driving to the bagel place: I think maybe half a dozen. Me, to myself,
The truth we all know: “We’re already halfway through August! Summer is almost done! How
Podcast ads are all: “Listen to other podcast, about finding the nicer side of life”
Statistically, blue flavour anything is the best flavour. Except probably, like, risotto.
I just ate a dinner that was 90% garlic, and followed it up with my
Well, now I need to get a Spotify account I guess. Thanks (Michelle) Obama! (Context)
Sometimes I’m walking down the street and I’ll think a thing. That thing will only